InternetZ must have cats.

There is nothing that can be said about this film for sure: no one knows why it happened or how it was preserved for you, Dear Reader.

Is it an American thing?
I mean is there something about Americans (keyboard cat) that makes them do this?

And the dire 'child-like simplicity' of the dirge!

Where is the majesty of relgion: the incense, the robes, the blood turning into wine....er...no, the wine turning into blood (not so good- I'd rather drink wine) and the bread into flesh...

Yikes!

Is that the problem?
The omophagia?

Doesn't explain the terrible music though!
Or the hamster.

It gets worse: